Tom Nichols: selection criteria will "crush the Iranians"

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Well, that'll crush the Iranians
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Tom Nichols's own reply, on X, to Wall Street Journal reporter Lara Seligman's original scoop tweet about the Pentagon's grooming/fitness criteria.

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Posted to X on September 15, 2026, in reply to the Wall Street Journal's initial report on the Pentagon's criteria.

After the quotation

Posted as a direct reply to Wall Street Journal reporter Lara Seligman's original scoop tweet.

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Condemned

Case context: Were the Pentagon's Fitness and Grooming Requirements for Hegseth's Speech Appropriate?

The label describes this statement’s response within the context above.

Why this label?

Nichols's sarcastic reply -- that seating physically fit, well-groomed troops in the audience will "crush the Iranians" -- mocks the idea that the selection criteria have any bearing on military readiness or deterrence, expressing clear disapproval of the practice as vain and substance-free.

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Pete Hegseth, United States Department of Defense
Official Department of Defense portrait of Secretary Pete Hegseth
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The Pentagon is asking commanders to nominate troops to attend Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's "State of the Force" address this September, and says the servicemembers must meet waist-to-height requirements and exhibit "impeccable" grooming standards—and of course their skin pigment must be white.
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