Tom Nichols: selection criteria will "crush the Iranians"
Staff writer, The Atlantic
“Well, that'll crush the Iranians”
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Tom Nichols's own reply, on X, to Wall Street Journal reporter Lara Seligman's original scoop tweet about the Pentagon's grooming/fitness criteria.
Before the quotation
Posted to X on September 15, 2026, in reply to the Wall Street Journal's initial report on the Pentagon's criteria.
After the quotation
Posted as a direct reply to Wall Street Journal reporter Lara Seligman's original scoop tweet.
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Case context: Were the Pentagon's Fitness and Grooming Requirements for Hegseth's Speech Appropriate?
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Why this label?
Nichols's sarcastic reply -- that seating physically fit, well-groomed troops in the audience will "crush the Iranians" -- mocks the idea that the selection criteria have any bearing on military readiness or deterrence, expressing clear disapproval of the practice as vain and substance-free.
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- Pete Hegseth, United States Department of Defense

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