Jamelle Bouie mocks Pentagon's "strongest, buffest, most handsome" selection criteria
Jamelle BouieColumnist, The New York Times
Jamelle Bouie mocked the Pentagon's selection criteria as screening troops for "strongest, buffest, most handsome."
“Only send your strongest, buffest, most handsome men to watch [Mr.] Hegseth”
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Were the Pentagon's Fitness and Grooming Requirements for Hegseth's Speech Appropriate?
Ahead of a "State of the Force" address scheduled for September 30, 2026, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth emailed U.S. Army commanders asking them to nominate service members who meet the Army's waist-to-height ratio and fitness-test standards, along with "impeccable grooming and uniform standards (no exception)" and other performance criteria, for the chance to attend and join him for a workout, according to a Wall Street Journal report. The Pentagon declined to comment on the request when contacted by multiple outlets; the directive drew public criticism and mockery from several commentators.
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Raw Story roundup directly quoting Jamelle Bouie's Bluesky post reacting to the Pentagon's criteria, with a link to the original post.
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Posted to Bluesky on September 15-16, 2026, after the Wall Street Journal's report on the Pentagon's selection criteria for Hegseth's September 30 speech became public.
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Bouie's sarcastic characterization -- reducing the selection criteria to "strongest, buffest, most handsome" -- mocks the premise of screening troops by appearance to serve as a backdrop for Hegseth's speech, expressing clear disapproval of the criteria even though phrased as dry mockery rather than a direct statement of condemnation.
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Read the full caseHegseth defends enforcing standards
“Telling someone to get in shape, or shave, or fix their uniform, or start busting their ass - that's not discrimination. That's leadership.”Read statement
Pentagon press office offers no comment on the speech attendee criteria
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“Nothing to offer you on this.”Read statement
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“Way to focus in the middle of a war on things that really matter right now.”Read statement
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