Jamelle Bouie mocks Pentagon's "strongest, buffest, most handsome" selection criteria
Columnist, The New York Times
“Only send your strongest, buffest, most handsome men to watch [Mr.] Hegseth”
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Raw Story roundup directly quoting Jamelle Bouie's Bluesky post reacting to the Pentagon's criteria, with a link to the original post.
Before the quotation
Posted to Bluesky on September 15-16, 2026, after the Wall Street Journal's report on the Pentagon's selection criteria for Hegseth's September 30 speech became public.
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Quoted and linked directly by Raw Story.
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Case context: Were the Pentagon's Fitness and Grooming Requirements for Hegseth's Speech Appropriate?
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Why this label?
Bouie's sarcastic characterization -- reducing the selection criteria to "strongest, buffest, most handsome" -- mocks the premise of screening troops by appearance to serve as a backdrop for Hegseth's speech, expressing clear disapproval of the criteria even though phrased as dry mockery rather than a direct statement of condemnation.
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- Pete Hegseth, United States Department of Defense

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