Bubblemaps says 80 percent of LAPTOP token traders lost money
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Bubblemaps combined wallet-level loss estimates with a sarcastic criticism of Biden after the token’s launch collapse.
“$LAPTOP was a bloodbath! 80% of traders lost money. Thank you Hunter Biden!”
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Where this statement fits
Hunter Biden’s laptop memecoin ($LAPTOP): launch and criticism
Hunter Biden launched the $LAPTOP memecoin, using the name of the laptop controversy that has defined his public profile. Critics including Coffeezilla and cryptocurrency commentators called the project a “shitcoin” or scam and warned against buying it; Channel 5 disavowed promoting crypto after controversy over an audience-list file. Biden framed the token as an act of resilience, redemption, and recovery and contrasted it with Donald Trump’s token.
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Direct post presenting wallet-level loss estimates and a sarcastic criticism of the launch.
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About this source
Reporting on the September 9 launch and immediate price collapse of Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP memecoin. The report supports the market outcome, not an inference of fraud or illegality.
Before the quotation
The token rose sharply and then lost nearly all of its quoted launch value within its first hour.
After the quotation
Bubblemaps reported that more than 15,000 wallets lost money and that top-holder concentration increased dump risk.
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The post presents analysis but its “bloodbath” framing and sarcastic closing express a clear negative judgment of the launch.
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Read the full caseBiden denies sales from the disclosed founder wallet
“No. The founder wallet holds has never sold or moved one token.”Read statement
Biden accepts launch responsibility while continuing project
“But in the end, it's my responsibility. I take the failure personally.”Read statement
Hunter Biden calls the $LAPTOP launch unsuccessful while defending its stated purpose
“The Trumps built a coin to take money from their fans. I built one that does the opposite and named it after the thing they spent four years beating me with. The launch fucking sucked. I'm not going anywhere. More burns and a full accounting are coming.”Read statement
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