scupytrooples urges Hunter Biden to abandon the LAPTOP token launch
scupytrooplesPseudonymous decentralized-finance developer
scupytrooples directly urged Biden to abandon the token launch in a hostile reply to the announcement.
“Dude, f*ck you. Still time to walk this back.”
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Hunter Biden’s laptop memecoin ($LAPTOP): launch and criticism
Hunter Biden launched the $LAPTOP memecoin, using the name of the laptop controversy that has defined his public profile. Critics including Coffeezilla and cryptocurrency commentators called the project a “shitcoin” or scam and warned against buying it; Channel 5 disavowed promoting crypto after controversy over an audience-list file. Biden framed the token as an act of resilience, redemption, and recovery and contrasted it with Donald Trump’s token.
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Direct reply to Hunter Biden’s announcement opposing the planned token launch; wording independently reproduced by CoinDesk.
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Corroborates direct X reactions by scupytrooples, DonAlt, Byzantine General, and Jesse Pollak and reports platform distancing.
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Biden had announced the token and its planned September 9 launch.
After the quotation
The response became part of a broader backlash among cryptocurrency traders before launch.
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Why this label?
The reply is an unambiguous rejection of the planned launch.
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