Coffeezilla calls Hunter Biden's LAPTOP token a shitcoin, warns fans off
CoffeezillaYouTube creator and cryptocurrency investigator
Coffeezilla characterized Hunter Biden’s proposed token as a “shitcoin” and told followers not to buy it.
“After months of calling out Trump corruption, Hunter Biden is launching his own shitcoin called LAPTOP. Do not buy it.”
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Hunter Biden’s laptop memecoin ($LAPTOP): launch and criticism
Hunter Biden launched the $LAPTOP memecoin, using the name of the laptop controversy that has defined his public profile. Critics including Coffeezilla and cryptocurrency commentators called the project a “shitcoin” or scam and warned against buying it; Channel 5 disavowed promoting crypto after controversy over an audience-list file. Biden framed the token as an act of resilience, redemption, and recovery and contrasted it with Donald Trump’s token.
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Reports the planned LAPTOP launch, embeds Coffeezilla’s X post, and records Channel 5’s statement about its non-involvement in crypto promotion.
Before the quotation
Coffeezilla posted after the public announcement of Hunter Biden’s planned $LAPTOP memecoin.
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The post was quoted in Gizmodo’s reporting on the launch and its online backlash.
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Why this label?
The statement expressly criticizes the token and advises against purchasing it.
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The Dispute Index. "Coffeezilla calls Hunter Biden's LAPTOP token a shitcoin, warns fans off". First published: 2026-09-09. Last updated: 2026-09-30. https://disputeindex.com/events/192-coffeezilla-characterized-hunter-biden-s-proposed-token-as